My Best Games

There are robot prostitutes in Fallout: New Vegas. If this news had been revealed any other way, it would only have been mildly amusing, but because it was revealed by the ESRB’s description of the game’s content, it’s extremely amusing. We know it didn’t go down this way, but all we can imagine is a thin-lipped, snarling woman with Betty White hair dictating to a typist in a drier-than-Death-Valley voice, “There is also an extended sequence suggesting sexual activity with a robot.” …